What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 05:10
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
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You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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